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#26 Ira

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 09:37 AM

It would need one heck of a Parcorr!

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 09:38 AM

Maybe, but Mxyp@lgt Scientific is coming on strong in the LGM community...

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 09:40 AM

Makes the James Webb Telescope seem kind of pathetic. Dumb earthlings.

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 11:07 AM

Imagine the view with a 5x barlow.

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 01:46 PM

these scopes were sold in the Edmund Catalogs back in the 1950s...eyepieces included

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 07:34 PM

I'd suggest they get an 8" dob. :-)

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 09:13 PM

I would hope they don't have a telescope powerful enough to see my neighbor follow his dog around the yard carring a scoup and a plastic bag - they might get the wrong idea.

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 09:38 PM

I'd suggest they get an 8" dob. :-)


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Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:02 AM

Let's hope they don't use a laser pointer as a finder, otherwise ....poof.....whoops :ooo:

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 01:20 PM

I am going to blow up the Earth, it obstructs my view of Venus...

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 03:04 PM

Wait a few hours - it's a dawn object right now.

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 06:19 PM

I am going to blow up the Earth, it obstructs my view of Venus...


I think intergalactic law requires you to post a prominent notice in a public place, first -- like the restroom of a bar.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:36 AM

I am going to blow up the Earth, it obstructs my view of Venus...


I think intergalactic law requires you to post a prominent notice in a public place, first -- like the restroom of a bar.


I did better than that, I announced it on Saturday morning cartoons!

I would bet that 95%+ of the Aerospace sector has seen it!!

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 12:10 PM

I am going to blow up the Earth, it obstructs my view of Venus...


I think intergalactic law requires you to post a prominent notice in a public place, first -- like the restroom of a bar.


I believe the Vogons did that about 50 years ago. Something about a locked cabinet in a basement with "Beware of Tiger" posted on the locked door...

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:25 PM

do the Vogons pre-date Marvi the Martian?

if so, my apologies!

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:33 PM

Article on future giant telescopes:

http://www.skyandtel...ws/3308111.html

Lol... a 100 meter telescope will be designed by the European Southern Observatory. It will be called the OWL (OverWhelmingly Large telescope).

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 05:53 PM

And then there is the YGBFKMT....

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 12:18 PM

If they just happened to be 65 million light years away, they may have a snapshot of a Tyrannosaurus Rex getting blown off its feet by the asteroid. :dabomb:

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 01:20 PM

I would hope they don't have a telescope powerful enough to see my neighbor follow his dog around the yard carring a scoup and a plastic bag - they might get the wrong idea.


I'm afraid what they might think if they see certain humans naked; the kind you usually don't see in certain magazines.

They'd either A: laugh themselves sick ("Hey, Gweeb, check this one out! :rofl5: :rofl5: :rofl5:") or B: point a gamma-ray burster at Earth and FZZZZT!!!






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