Thoughts such as yours are accepted as legal proof of diminished mental capacity by the State of Wisconsin.
This from the land of "cheeseheads"?
Well, if you don't like the weather where you live – move. It's not that hard. Life is to short to be unhappy.
Yeah, it's that hard. Movin' things in physics requires energy, and this proportional to the masses & distances involved.
So in life... shouldn't make light of others' heaviness. Besides, "happiness" truly is a state... just NOT one of the 50.
My wife & i visited Dallas some 30 years ago... summer weather just as y'all describe.
Ain't been back since, tho many friends have relocated there.
Can't imagine dealing with weather like that... but imaginations aside, i know most of us learn to just deal with the stuff at hand.
Hey, y'all in Texas can see farther south in the sky than most of the rest of us!