David E
(Post Laureate)
11/07/08 02:07 PM
Re: Craigslist, eBay, AstroMart, and other scope ads

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You mean there are "professional" peanuts and newspaper out there as well as a pro way of stuffing it??




Apparently you haven't heard of the new Bachelor of Arts in packaging. It is highly recommended that one Minor in Peanuts and Popcorn. They must not have that yet in Michigan.




Indeed, one does not become a packaging technician overnight. You must learn all the different materials of packaging, the difference between corn-based and artificial peanuts and how they are to be aligned, the difference between air-spaced and cemented bubble wrap, how to Zydeco-test the cardboard, and perhaps the most difficult part of the job, how to read the postage chart. Once you've learned all that, THEN you can begin your 5-year apprenticeship.



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