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AstroRealtor
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Funny Public Outreach Questions
      #2300782 - 04/02/08 06:15 PM

We were doing a program at our local Science center and we had a 6" refractor pointed at the Andromeda Galaxy. The Astronomer at the time was also pointing out when The Hubble Space Telescope would be able to be seen as a satelite overhead. As he finished pointing it out and given a brief talk about some of the recent things Hubble had imaged, one patron asked "what are the chances of hubble crashing into any of the objects it is looking at?

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: AstroRealtor]
      #2300789 - 04/02/08 06:19 PM

Sorry, the only funny question I've gotten is "how far can you see with that..."

Chris

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: AstroRealtor]
      #2300800 - 04/02/08 06:25 PM

Before dawn at work once, I pointed out the planet Venus to some co-workers. One guy became very adamant that not only could you NOT see a planet with the naked eye, but furthermore the object in question could only be the North Star because it was the brightest light in the sky. Logic made no dent in this idiot even when others pointed out that "if it's the North Star then why is it rising in the east". It just goes to show that you can't fix stupid.

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: orion9]
      #2300825 - 04/02/08 06:36 PM

Rain greeted visitors on a scheduled night of observing at the local museum. The visitors were treated to a show in the planetarium to reward their persistence in making the trek.

During the show, two rain soaked visitors loudly entered the domed room demanding to know why the telescopes were not set up as advertised.

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: FarrOut]
      #2300937 - 04/02/08 07:16 PM

This may be slightly off topic but still funny. I shop at Sam's Club and Wal-Mart on a regular basis and they frequently have telescopes for sale. Often they are Reflectors and they ALWAYS set the display up with the OTA backwards in the mount and the eyepiece end pointing to the floor! I have spoken to them many times about it but I am sure they think I am crazy. Sometimes I re-assemble the display myself but the next time I am there it has been changed back to their concept of how it should be!

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: GeorgeDuke]
      #2301021 - 04/02/08 08:04 PM

Quote:

We were doing a program at our local Science center and we had a 6" refractor pointed at the Andromeda Galaxy. The Astronomer at the time was also pointing out when The Hubble Space Telescope would be able to be seen as a satelite overhead. As he finished pointing it out and given a brief talk about some of the recent things Hubble had imaged, one patron asked "what are the chances of hubble crashing into any of the objects it is looking at?





That's a good one... in so many ways...


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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: InkDark]
      #2301080 - 04/02/08 08:35 PM

Quote:

Quote:

We were doing a program at our local Science center and we had a 6" refractor pointed at the Andromeda Galaxy. The Astronomer at the time was also pointing out when The Hubble Space Telescope would be able to be seen as a satelite overhead. As he finished pointing it out and given a brief talk about some of the recent things Hubble had imaged, one patron asked "what are the chances of hubble crashing into any of the objects it is looking at?





That's a good one... in so many ways...





thats pretty good!

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: InkDark]
      #2301081 - 04/02/08 08:36 PM

Gee... no good stories like that to share At least that I can think of off the top of my head.

I guess I'm always amused with two cliché responses where people think their original. When looking at the moon they always ask, "Can I see the flag?", and of course the other with viewing Saturn is, after the "Wow!" expression, then there is the inevitable "That's not real! You stuck a picture in there!" Saturn is always a site to behold, it does look like it 'can't be real'.

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: Snaproll]
      #2301086 - 04/02/08 08:39 PM

Quote:

with viewing Saturn is, after the "Wow!" expression, then there is the inevitable "That's not real! You stuck a picture in there!" Saturn is always a site to behold, it does look like it 'can't be real'.




that kind of happened to me.i had a friend look at saturn and he thought it was fake but surely it was real!

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: GeorgeDuke]
      #2301097 - 04/02/08 08:42 PM

Quote:

This may be slightly off topic but still funny. I shop at Sam's Club and Wal-Mart on a regular basis and they frequently have telescopes for sale. Often they are Reflectors and they ALWAYS set the display up with the OTA backwards in the mount and the eyepiece end pointing to the floor! I have spoken to them many times about it but I am sure they think I am crazy. Sometimes I re-assemble the display myself but the next time I am there it has been changed back to their concept of how it should be!




Now that's good!!

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: Sky_Watcher2007]
      #2301103 - 04/02/08 08:46 PM

We are often asked.."Can you see the American flag on the Moon?"

ROLFMAO

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: john D]
      #2301114 - 04/02/08 08:50 PM

I have a similar story but it's not about astronomy, but anyways, here goes:

I was talking with a friend while having lunch at the University one day and we were talking about hyenas. One girl who was sitting near us said: "what's a hyena...Oh that's like in the Lion King?" (the kids movie). Although I didn’t know who she was I replied: Yeah but the real ones don't speak.

Ouch! Don’t quit your day job!

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: Jerry Moore]
      #2301153 - 04/02/08 09:11 PM

Quote:

We are often asked.."Can you see the American flag on the Moon?"

ROLFMAO

Jerry




We get that one a LOT on public nights at our club.. My answer is always the same...

I'll look at my watch and tell them: "No, it's after 5... They took it down."

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: NeoDinian]
      #2301158 - 04/02/08 09:13 PM

Gotta remember that one Jeff

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: NeoDinian]
      #2301163 - 04/02/08 09:14 PM

Quote:

Quote:

We are often asked.."Can you see the American flag on the Moon?"

ROLFMAO

Jerry




We get that one a LOT on public nights at our club.. My answer is always the same...

I'll look at my watch and tell them: "No, it's after 5... They took it down."




nice one Jeff!

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: InkDark]
      #2301178 - 04/02/08 09:20 PM

I was asked by a visitor before he looked through the scope, "How do you know it's Saturn?" All I could think of as a reply was, "It's a reapeat and I watched through the credits the first time it was on."

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: Jeff in Austin]
      #2301223 - 04/02/08 09:40 PM

Now that I think about it, I did get another odd one. "What's the Milky Way?" Tried my best to explain it, but not sure whether the guy got the point or not...

Chris

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: Jeff in Austin]
      #2301225 - 04/02/08 09:42 PM

Ohh, I thought of one many, many years ago when I started with a 60mm refractor back in college. I used to get together with another guy who was also very interested in astronomy, but we were both starting out. You know the story, wandering around Lyra looking for the ring nebula visually at about 10 power, not finding it for some reason...

Well, my friend has this 4" reflector that was kind of beat up. He yells, "I GOT IT!!!" and starts hopping around. I run over and sure enough, there is this white donut! Hmmmm..... I began moving the scope around, and... hmmm, all the other stars looked like donuts? I focused the scope, but couldn't get a pinpoint, just a larger or smaller donut, (probably the mirror cell had shifted and collimation was in the twilight zone). Anyway I said, "Jim, I don't think it's the ring nebula, everything looks like a donut?". He rushes over and takes a look... In all seriousness he says, "Maybe I've discovered a cluster of planetaries!"

Don't know whatever happened to him after college but I wonder if he chuckles remembering that night too.

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: Snaproll]
      #2301297 - 04/02/08 10:23 PM

I was a planetarium director early in my career. Oh the stories I could tell!! Here are just a couple of them.

1) Despite the fact that the projector was clearly visible in the middle of the dome, I showed them the sky from the North Pole and from the Equator, I moved them through a night's worth of sky from evening twilight to morning twilight, and the projector itself produced a 6th-magnitude sky; I, on occasion, had adults think that the dome opened up and they were seeing the real night sky! I WISH there were 6th-magnitude, naked-eye skies in the heart of the city!!

2) A man walked in the door and said to the children with him. "This is the aquarium." That one still makes me laugh! I imagined flooding the dome and letting everybody swim with the fishes.

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Re: Funny Public Outreach Questions new [Re: AstroRealtor]
      #2301329 - 04/02/08 10:38 PM

"So, how much was that microscope?" is my favorite question to get.

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