AstroRealtor
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We were doing a program at our local Science center and we had a 6" refractor pointed at the Andromeda Galaxy. The Astronomer at the time was also pointing out when The Hubble Space Telescope would be able to be seen as a satelite overhead. As he finished pointing it out and given a brief talk about some of the recent things Hubble had imaged, one patron asked "what are the chances of hubble crashing into any of the objects it is looking at? 
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Protheus
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Sorry, the only funny question I've gotten is "how far can you see with that..." 
Chris
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"Well, people sometimes ask me 'how did you get involved in astronomy?' I said 'I got born, what's your problem?'" -- John Dobson
"In discussing the large-scale structure of the cosmos, astronomers sometimes say that space is curved, or that the universe is finite but unbounded. Whatever are they talking about?" -- Carl Sagan
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orion9
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Before dawn at work once, I pointed out the planet Venus to some co-workers. One guy became very adamant that not only could you NOT see a planet with the naked eye, but furthermore the object in question could only be the North Star because it was the brightest light in the sky. Logic made no dent in this idiot even when others pointed out that "if it's the North Star then why is it rising in the east". It just goes to show that you can't fix stupid.
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FarrOut
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Rain greeted visitors on a scheduled night of observing at the local museum. The visitors were treated to a show in the planetarium to reward their persistence in making the trek.
During the show, two rain soaked visitors loudly entered the domed room demanding to know why the telescopes were not set up as advertised.
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GeorgeDuke
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This may be slightly off topic but still funny. I shop at Sam's Club and Wal-Mart on a regular basis and they frequently have telescopes for sale. Often they are Reflectors and they ALWAYS set the display up with the OTA backwards in the mount and the eyepiece end pointing to the floor! I have spoken to them many times about it but I am sure they think I am crazy. Sometimes I re-assemble the display myself but the next time I am there it has been changed back to their concept of how it should be!
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InkDark
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We were doing a program at our local Science center and we had a 6" refractor pointed at the Andromeda Galaxy. The Astronomer at the time was also pointing out when The Hubble Space Telescope would be able to be seen as a satelite overhead. As he finished pointing it out and given a brief talk about some of the recent things Hubble had imaged, one patron asked "what are the chances of hubble crashing into any of the objects it is looking at?
That's a good one... in so many ways...
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john D
All you have to do is ask!!
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We were doing a program at our local Science center and we had a 6" refractor pointed at the Andromeda Galaxy. The Astronomer at the time was also pointing out when The Hubble Space Telescope would be able to be seen as a satelite overhead. As he finished pointing it out and given a brief talk about some of the recent things Hubble had imaged, one patron asked "what are the chances of hubble crashing into any of the objects it is looking at?
That's a good one... in so many ways...
thats pretty good! 
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Snaproll
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Gee... no good stories like that to share  At least that I can think of off the top of my head.
I guess I'm always amused with two cliché responses where people think their original. When looking at the moon they always ask, "Can I see the flag?", and of course the other with viewing Saturn is, after the "Wow!" expression, then there is the inevitable "That's not real! You stuck a picture in there!" Saturn is always a site to behold, it does look like it 'can't be real'.
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john D
All you have to do is ask!!
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with viewing Saturn is, after the "Wow!" expression, then there is the inevitable "That's not real! You stuck a picture in there!" Saturn is always a site to behold, it does look like it 'can't be real'.
that kind of happened to me.i had a friend look at saturn and he thought it was fake but surely it was real! 
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Sky_Watcher2007
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This may be slightly off topic but still funny. I shop at Sam's Club and Wal-Mart on a regular basis and they frequently have telescopes for sale. Often they are Reflectors and they ALWAYS set the display up with the OTA backwards in the mount and the eyepiece end pointing to the floor! I have spoken to them many times about it but I am sure they think I am crazy. Sometimes I re-assemble the display myself but the next time I am there it has been changed back to their concept of how it should be!
 Now that's good!!
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Jerry Moore
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We are often asked.."Can you see the American flag on the Moon?"
ROLFMAO
Jerry
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InkDark
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I have a similar story but it's not about astronomy, but anyways, here goes:
I was talking with a friend while having lunch at the University one day and we were talking about hyenas. One girl who was sitting near us said: "what's a hyena...Oh that's like in the Lion King?" (the kids movie). Although I didn’t know who she was I replied: Yeah but the real ones don't speak.
Ouch! Don’t quit your day job!
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"Rarely Have So Many Understood So Little About So Much" - Palle Yourgrau
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NeoDinian
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We are often asked.."Can you see the American flag on the Moon?"
ROLFMAO
Jerry
We get that one a LOT on public nights at our club.. My answer is always the same...
I'll look at my watch and tell them: "No, it's after 5... They took it down."
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Snaproll
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Gotta remember that one Jeff
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john D
All you have to do is ask!!
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We are often asked.."Can you see the American flag on the Moon?"
ROLFMAO
Jerry
We get that one a LOT on public nights at our club.. My answer is always the same...
I'll look at my watch and tell them: "No, it's after 5... They took it down."
nice one Jeff!
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Jeff in Austin
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I was asked by a visitor before he looked through the scope, "How do you know it's Saturn?" All I could think of as a reply was, "It's a reapeat and I watched through the credits the first time it was on."
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Protheus
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Now that I think about it, I did get another odd one. "What's the Milky Way?" Tried my best to explain it, but not sure whether the guy got the point or not...
Chris
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"To tread the sharp edge of a sword;
to run on smooth-frozen ice,
one needs no footsteps to follow..."
"Well, people sometimes ask me 'how did you get involved in astronomy?' I said 'I got born, what's your problem?'" -- John Dobson
"In discussing the large-scale structure of the cosmos, astronomers sometimes say that space is curved, or that the universe is finite but unbounded. Whatever are they talking about?" -- Carl Sagan
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Snaproll
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Ohh, I thought of one many, many years ago when I started with a 60mm refractor back in college. I used to get together with another guy who was also very interested in astronomy, but we were both starting out. You know the story, wandering around Lyra looking for the ring nebula visually at about 10 power, not finding it for some reason...
Well, my friend has this 4" reflector that was kind of beat up. He yells, "I GOT IT!!!" and starts hopping around. I run over and sure enough, there is this white donut! Hmmmm..... I began moving the scope around, and... hmmm, all the other stars looked like donuts? I focused the scope, but couldn't get a pinpoint, just a larger or smaller donut, (probably the mirror cell had shifted and collimation was in the twilight zone). Anyway I said, "Jim, I don't think it's the ring nebula, everything looks like a donut?". He rushes over and takes a look... In all seriousness he says, "Maybe I've discovered a cluster of planetaries!"
Don't know whatever happened to him after college but I wonder if he chuckles remembering that night too.
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LadyAstronomer
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I was a planetarium director early in my career. Oh the stories I could tell!! Here are just a couple of them.
1) Despite the fact that the projector was clearly visible in the middle of the dome, I showed them the sky from the North Pole and from the Equator, I moved them through a night's worth of sky from evening twilight to morning twilight, and the projector itself produced a 6th-magnitude sky; I, on occasion, had adults think that the dome opened up and they were seeing the real night sky! I WISH there were 6th-magnitude, naked-eye skies in the heart of the city!!
2) A man walked in the door and said to the children with him. "This is the aquarium."  That one still makes me laugh! I imagined flooding the dome and letting everybody swim with the fishes.
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Trebor777
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"So, how much was that microscope?" is my favorite question to get.
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