InkDark
Carpal Tunnel
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Ohh, I thought of one many, many years ago when I started with a 60mm refractor back in college. I used to get together with another guy who was also very interested in astronomy, but we were both starting out. You know the story, wandering around Lyra looking for the ring nebula visually at about 10 power, not finding it for some reason...
Well, my friend has this 4" reflector that was kind of beat up. He yells, "I GOT IT!!!" and starts hopping around. I run over and sure enough, there is this white donut! Hmmmm..... I began moving the scope around, and... hmmm, all the other stars looked like donuts? I focused the scope, but couldn't get a pinpoint, just a larger or smaller donut, (probably the mirror cell had shifted and collimation was in the twilight zone). Anyway I said, "Jim, I don't think it's the ring nebula, everything looks like a donut?". He rushes over and takes a look... In all seriousness he says, "Maybe I've discovered a cluster of planetaries!"
Oh that's a good one...Oh my, these stories are great...keep 'em coming...
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If you could stop time, for how long would you stop it?
"...since that time, I have not complained about the weather one single time. I’m glad there is weather." – Alan Bean, Apollo 12
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msholden
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Reged: 09/21/05
Posts: 1187
Loc: Connecticut
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A couple of years ago at the CPTV Family Science expo - a daytime indoor event. I had my scope aimed at a dead bug in the rafters of the hall.
A teacher asked "Why are you wasting our time with this when you could be showing us the Moon or a planet?"
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AstroRealtor
professor emeritus
Reged: 03/26/08
Posts: 539
Loc: Terra Firma
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It never ceases to amaze me that in such a public setting; people don't think before they speak. It reminds me of the story of the guy who after acknowledging that we had the technology to go to the moon asked why we don't go to the sun? When it was explained to him how the temperature wouldn't allow it he asked "why don't we just go at night"? 
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Discovering: Messier objects, Deep sky treasures, NGCs, Double stars, & Nebulae of all kinds.
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Protheus
Vaguely offended
Reged: 09/01/07
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Loc: Illinois, US
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"why don't we just go at night"?
Oh wow... why didn't I think of that? 
Chris
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to run on smooth-frozen ice,
one needs no footsteps to follow..."
"Well, people sometimes ask me 'how did you get involved in astronomy?' I said 'I got born, what's your problem?'" -- John Dobson
"In discussing the large-scale structure of the cosmos, astronomers sometimes say that space is curved, or that the universe is finite but unbounded. Whatever are they talking about?" -- Carl Sagan
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Sky_Watcher2007
easily amused
Reged: 07/24/06
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Loc: Belleville, IL
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Or the "moon conspirators" who always ask "why don't we point Hubble at the moon so we can see the flag or the rover". I always tell them that they are located on the opposite side of the moon where Hubble can't get to.....  
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C9.25 ASGT SCT
Hardin Optical 6" Dob
Pentax 16 x 50 XCF Binoculars
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Nils_Lars
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Loc: Santa Cruz Mountains , CA
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Well At least you dont work with a bunch of auto techs like I do who think it is hillarious to say that im always looking at Uranus.
I chuckled the first time to play along but the joke is still funny to them a year later , I shouldnt expect too much of them but am I still in 5th grade?
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Orion Atlas Self Hypertuned (EQMOD)
Orion ED 80
Williams Optics VII reducer
Celestron 8" SCT
Orion Starshoot Autoguider
PHD guide
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Astronomik clip-in LP filter and 12nm Ha
Stilleto CVF and Bahtinov mask
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Sky_Watcher2007
easily amused
Reged: 07/24/06
Posts: 174
Loc: Belleville, IL
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And if I get one more person who asks me if I can "read their sign"........... 
It's "Astronomy" people.... not "Astrology".... geez... 
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C9.25 ASGT SCT
Hardin Optical 6" Dob
Pentax 16 x 50 XCF Binoculars
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Sky_Watcher2007
easily amused
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Well At least you dont work with a bunch of auto techs like I do who think it is hillarious to say that im always looking at Uranus.
I chuckled the first time to play along but the joke is still funny to them a year later , I shouldnt expect too much of them but am I still in 5th grade?
You were looking at MY WHAT????  
I'm sorry....I couldn't resist.... 
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C9.25 ASGT SCT
Hardin Optical 6" Dob
Pentax 16 x 50 XCF Binoculars
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saxmaneagle
super member
Reged: 08/21/07
Posts: 184
Loc: Saint Francis, MN
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chuckling at Rhonda...
....someone once told a friend "Scotts into Astrology" -- I just replied and said, "You both should come over and look through my horo-scope some night !"
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Meade 16" Lightbridge
TV Paracorr
Howie 2" laser & BLUG
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Zebra24601
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Loc: San Gabriel Valley, CA 91770
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with viewing Saturn is, after the "Wow!" expression, then there is the inevitable "That's not real! You stuck a picture in there!" Saturn is always a site to behold, it does look like it 'can't be real'. 
that kind of happened to me.i had a friend look at saturn and he thought it was fake but surely it was real! 
We actually did put a sticker in front of our telescope at our outreach event on Saturday:
http://photo.whiteoaks.com/2008-3-29-lights-out/
This is what you resort to when your outreach event gets clouded out.
[Click on the photos to read the captions. The last ten or so are where the captions are talking about the stickers. The second to last picture is actually pretty cool.]
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Meade 8" SCT w/UHTC * Celestron 100ED * Celestron C11 * Celestron Firstscope 80EQ
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james royce
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the flag question is high on the list! one genteman seeing my 5" refractor commented "i bet you can see all the way to texas with that telescope" i live in s.w. ohio
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vinnie
Latinist
Reged: 01/05/08
Posts: 1753
Loc: Queensland, Australia
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This may be slightly off topic but still funny. I shop at Sam's Club and Wal-Mart on a regular basis and they frequently have telescopes for sale. Often they are Reflectors and they ALWAYS set the display up with the OTA backwards in the mount and the eyepiece end pointing to the floor! I have spoken to them many times about it but I am sure they think I am crazy. Sometimes I re-assemble the display myself but the next time I am there it has been changed back to their concept of how it should be!
Yeah George, been there done that (apologies, this is a little off topic, but not a great deal)
I was in a major city last year and there was a 114mm Newt in pride of place in the centre of a Camera Store. Complete with finder on back to front, open end down, focuser pointing to the floor and mirror cell pointing up at the ceiling. Well I couldn't help myself, and started turning the bugger around when the salesman came up and told me that this was the latest thing in Astronomy, the "back to front telescope". He truly believed that you looked in through the open end, and somehow saw something other than a carnival mirror view of your own face. So I commented on how sloppy the EQ mount was, and he got a bit stroppy and said that it was OK to start, but too many people had come in and fooled around trying to turn it the wrong way round, and so had worn it out.
Vin
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Silicon Owl
scholastic sledgehammer
Reged: 11/25/05
Posts: 949
Loc: Waimea, Hawaii
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I have a personal bet that I can not show Saturn to a crowd and not have somebody, usually a kid, ask if I have a photo, slide, sticker, or similar in the 'scope. I will invariably have it suggested, usually as a joke, that the image is fake. I have NEVER lost this bet.
Considering I have shown Saturn to thousands of people at dozens and dozens of events this never fails to amaze me. Last week was no exception as we looked at an absolutely gorgeous Saturn with nearly perfect seeing. The summit reported 0.4arcsec seeing, I suspect we had 1arcsec or better down a few thousand feet at the Mauna Kea VIS. I will be trying to lose this one every other week for the next couple months until we lose Saturn to the sunset.
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Personal Website and CN Gallery
Handmade 18" Dob / NS11GPS / 6" RFT / 90mm APO / TV-76 ...and a twin 10m
"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." --Sarah Williams
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John Carruthers
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Loc: Kent, UK
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One public night I was showing Mars to 2 young ladies, explaining about the dust storms and how they partially obscure the surface. I can't have explained it very well, one said she'd found the red dust on her car
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David Culp
Pooh-Bah
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Well At least you dont work with a bunch of auto techs like I do who think it is hillarious to say that im always looking at Uranus.
Hey, thats nothing, at least you're not a science teacher who has to put up questions such as:
"Hey Mr. Culp, how big is Uranus?"
"Hey Mr. Culp, I heard Uranus is blue, is that true?"
"Hey Mr. Culp, is Uranus full of gas?"
I hate that planet.
Edited by David Culp (04/03/08 06:49 AM)
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InkDark
Carpal Tunnel
Reged: 10/29/07
Posts: 1837
Loc: Montreal, Canada
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Once, at a public thing, the animator was explaining how Jupiter is large relaive to Earth. A lady then asked:"Is Jupiter much bigger than the Sun?".
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Jimmy
If you could stop time, for how long would you stop it?
"...since that time, I have not complained about the weather one single time. I’m glad there is weather." – Alan Bean, Apollo 12
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jayscheuerle
Post Laureate
Reged: 01/16/06
Posts: 4064
Loc: S. Philadelphia, PA
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"Can you see aliens on the Moon with that?"
Seriously folks.
Welcome to South Philly... - j
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Fight indignorance!
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Snaproll
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Reged: 02/20/04
Posts: 3824
Loc: Wisconsin
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Oh the Uranus thing... not really a "story" but a photo somebody sent me that was kind of amusing. In Hong Kong there is apparently the 'Titan' tugboat fleet. They apparently name their boats after the planets. So this friend sends me a photo of the nameplate on one of the boats... I assume the others were names like, "Titan Mercury", "Titan Venus"... I guess they had at least seven tugboats from the photo...
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Happiness is a clear sky and a Denk II
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Joe Lalumia
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Reged: 01/24/07
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Loc: Rockwall, Texas, USA
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You guys have hit most of them already--- my most frequent funny questions are about the same---
1. How far can you see with that?
2. How did you get that picture inside the telescope(Saturn) while they look into the front of the scope!
3. See that "star" it's really the planet Jupiter---- "NO WAY!" is the reply.
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DoctorNoodle
scholastic sledgehammer
Reged: 07/14/07
Posts: 904
Loc: Lawn Guyland, NY
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You guys all get the good questions. All I get is, "I'm a Sassitafrian. What's my horrorscope?" 
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