The parent company isn't stupid, they knew the ad would irritate our demographic. But they did their homework first and discovered that 87.4% of people in our age bracket forget 91% of what we read within a couple days. By the time most of us get around to calling/writing with our complaint, we will most likely have forgotten what the hell we were so upset about to begin with.
When we start seeing the ad for a heated astro-rocker with support for 7X35 binoculars (optional Boost holder and Depends pouch), we'll know an urn, personalized with one of your own astro-images, will be right around the corner.
Q. What has one hundred legs, moves slowly in the dark and smells like urine?
A. A star party in the year 2030.
Very clever....I've noticed the star parties I've visited the last few years (OSP, GSSP, Okie-Tex) are 80% old grey white men.