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Posted 09 January 2021 - 11:29 AM

How many amateur astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None,they leave them burnt out!


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Posted 10 January 2021 - 04:58 AM

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Posted 10 January 2021 - 04:59 AM

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Posted 10 January 2021 - 05:00 AM

Photons have mass?

Who knew they were Catholic?!



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Posted 10 January 2021 - 05:01 AM

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!



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Posted 10 January 2021 - 05:01 AM

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.



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Posted 11 January 2021 - 04:40 AM

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Posted 11 January 2021 - 04:42 AM

When you keep missing math class, it starts to really add up.



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Posted 11 January 2021 - 04:42 AM

What’s a math teacher’s favorite season? SUMmer!



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Posted 11 January 2021 - 04:44 AM

Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk.



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Posted 11 January 2021 - 04:44 AM

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.



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Posted 12 January 2021 - 04:19 AM

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Posted 12 January 2021 - 04:20 AM

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in forty different countries and learned to speak seven languages?

 

He was a man of many cultures.



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Posted 12 January 2021 - 04:20 AM

The way to a man’s heart in through his veins.



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Posted 13 January 2021 - 04:49 AM

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Posted 13 January 2021 - 04:50 AM

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?

 

"A very tiny book."



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Posted 13 January 2021 - 04:50 AM

What does the sign at the biology lab say?

 

“STAPH ONLY!”



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Posted 13 January 2021 - 04:51 AM

ROOOXANNNE, you don't have to emit electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength of approximately 620-750 nanometers...



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Posted 14 January 2021 - 04:28 AM

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Posted 14 January 2021 - 04:29 AM

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

 

One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.



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Posted 14 January 2021 - 04:30 AM

What is the least interesting element?

 

Bohrium.



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Posted 14 January 2021 - 04:31 AM

Why is the moon so broke?

 

It’s down to its last quarter



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Posted 15 January 2021 - 04:28 AM

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Posted 15 January 2021 - 04:29 AM

Timely ...

 

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Posted 15 January 2021 - 04:29 AM

I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.




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