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Posted 15 January 2021 - 04:30 AM

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

 

He felt his presents.



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Posted 15 January 2021 - 04:31 AM

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

 

Its butt...



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Posted 16 January 2021 - 03:41 AM

Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!



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Posted 16 January 2021 - 03:42 AM

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Posted 16 January 2021 - 03:43 AM

What is the name of the first electricity detective?

 

Sherlock Ohms...


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Posted 16 January 2021 - 03:44 AM

All mushrooms are edible.

Some are only edible once.


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Posted 16 January 2021 - 03:44 AM

There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don’t.



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Posted 17 January 2021 - 06:24 AM

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Posted 17 January 2021 - 06:25 AM

What did the microbiology student get for being late to class?

 

A tardigrade.



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Posted 17 January 2021 - 06:25 AM

How much room do fungi need to grow?

 

As mushroom as possible.



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Posted 17 January 2021 - 06:25 AM

And...

 

What's the smallest room in the world?

 

A mushroom.



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Posted 18 January 2021 - 04:17 AM

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Posted 18 January 2021 - 04:19 AM

A frog is worried about his love life, so he goes to a psychic for help.

The psychic tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled and asks: “Where will I meet her?”

The psychic replies: “In her biology class.”



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Posted 18 January 2021 - 04:19 AM

Why didn’t the sun go to graduate school?
Because it already had a million degrees!



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Posted 18 January 2021 - 04:19 AM

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?

It was full!



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Posted 19 January 2021 - 04:09 AM

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Posted 19 January 2021 - 04:09 AM

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na...



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Posted 19 January 2021 - 04:10 AM

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.



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Posted 19 January 2021 - 04:10 AM

What’s a mathematician’s favorite season?

 

Sum-mer.



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Posted 20 January 2021 - 05:13 AM

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Posted 20 January 2021 - 05:14 AM

We really shouldn’t talk about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.


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Posted 20 January 2021 - 05:14 AM

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?

 

Au revoir.


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Posted 20 January 2021 - 05:15 AM

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?

 

BaNaNa


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Posted 20 January 2021 - 08:20 AM

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Posted 20 January 2021 - 08:59 AM

Here's another along the same lines sort of:

 

2Ca  +  2HNO3  —>  2NaCO3  +  H2




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