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Started by ehanes7612 , Nov 28 2020 06:23 PM

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#276 chrysalis

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Posted 21 January 2021 - 04:12 AM

Edited by chrysalis, 21 January 2021 - 04:13 AM.

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Posted 21 January 2021 - 04:15 AM

Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas it was all in vein.

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Posted 21 January 2021 - 04:15 AM

What did the decimal say to the number?

"Did you get my point?"

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Posted 21 January 2021 - 04:16 AM

Why is electricity the perfect gentleman?

Because it conducts itself so well.

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Posted 22 January 2021 - 04:05 AM

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Posted 22 January 2021 - 04:07 AM

Why do quantum physicists make bad pitchers?

Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.

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Posted 22 January 2021 - 04:07 AM

Why do you go to jail for throwing Sodium Chloride at somebody?

It’s a salt!

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#283 chrysalis

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Posted 22 January 2021 - 04:07 AM

What did is a nuclear physicist’s favorite snack?

Fission Chips ...

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 04:35 AM

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 04:36 AM

What’s the physicist’s favorite part at baseball games?

The wave,

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 04:36 AM

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 04:36 AM

(Worth repeating!)

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 07:27 AM

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#289 chrysalis

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 07:29 AM

What’s the best science?

Geology — it rocks!

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 07:29 AM

A biologist and a physicist got married but got divorced soon after.

There was just no chemistry...

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#291 chrysalis

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 07:29 AM

A quark doesn’t walk into a bar and orders a drink.

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 09:06 AM

X is an unknown. Spurt is a drip under pressure.
An Expert is an unknown drip under pressure.

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Posted 25 January 2021 - 05:20 AM

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Posted 25 January 2021 - 05:21 AM

Do you find bone puns humerus?

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#295 chrysalis

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Posted 25 January 2021 - 05:21 AM

I’m fascinated by water’s gas form. It mist-ifies me. :rimshot:

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Posted 25 January 2021 - 05:22 AM

Absolute zero is so cool!

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Posted 26 January 2021 - 05:13 AM

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Posted 26 January 2021 - 05:14 AM

What is the tornado’s favorite game?

Twister!

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#299 chrysalis

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Posted 26 January 2021 - 05:15 AM

How do astronauts serve their tea?

In flying saucers.

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Posted 26 January 2021 - 05:15 AM

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn’t exist yet.

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