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Posted 23 November 2021 - 04:12 AM

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Posted 23 November 2021 - 04:15 AM

Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after a god?

 

Except earth, which is named after all that stuff on the ground.


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Posted 23 November 2021 - 04:16 AM

Why didn't the astronaut go on holiday to the binary solar system?

 

It was two sunny.



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Posted 23 November 2021 - 04:17 AM

Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass!

 

The rest is your mama  :rimshot:


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Posted 24 November 2021 - 05:43 AM

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 05:43 AM

How does our solar system keep its pants up?

 

With an asteroid belt.


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Posted 24 November 2021 - 05:46 AM

An old man is on his deathbed and calls his grandson over.

 

"Johnny, my boy. I want you to know that long ago I buried a fortune."

 

"Where, grandpa, where?"

 

"In the earth, 4 feet deep..."

 

"Grandpa, please be more precise!"

 

"The Earth. The third planet in the Solar System."


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Posted 24 November 2021 - 05:47 AM

Saturn: Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!


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Posted 25 November 2021 - 03:48 AM

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Posted 25 November 2021 - 03:50 AM

An asteroid might hit the Earth next month, and I figured out why everyone is collecting toilet paper.

 

Because paper beats rock.



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Posted 25 November 2021 - 03:50 AM

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

 

Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.


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Posted 25 November 2021 - 03:51 AM

What's the difference between a spacecraft and an asteroid?

 

A spacecraft is really light, an asteroid is a little meteor.



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Posted 26 November 2021 - 04:46 AM

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Posted 26 November 2021 - 04:47 AM

Why did the asteroid quit his job and move to LA?

 

He wanted to be a stand-up comet.



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Posted 26 November 2021 - 04:48 AM

New article about an asteroid colliding with Earth.

 

I couldn't read it... Hits too close to home.


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Posted 26 November 2021 - 04:48 AM

You hear about the new fruit spread with tiny pieces of asteroid in it?

 

I believe it's called Space Jam.


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Posted 27 November 2021 - 04:21 AM

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Posted 27 November 2021 - 04:23 AM

A guy and his friend are sitting on a sofa having a few beers.

 

Guy #1 - “What would you do if we found out an asteroid was going to hit the earth in one hour?”

 

Guy #2 - “I would make love to the first thing that moved. What would you do?”

 

Guy #1 - “I’d sit very very still for the next hour!”



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Posted 27 November 2021 - 04:25 AM

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

 

Because asteroids was already taken...


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Posted 27 November 2021 - 04:30 AM

When space travel is affordable I will leave the Milky Way galaxy and move to the Soy Milky Way.

 

You could say that I'm galactose intolerant.



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Posted 28 November 2021 - 05:23 AM

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Posted 28 November 2021 - 05:25 AM

Where did the Milky Way come from?

 

It came from the Udder Way.



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Posted 28 November 2021 - 05:26 AM

What do a bag of Lay's potato chips and the Milky Way have in common?

 

They're both mostly empty space.



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Posted 28 November 2021 - 05:29 AM

I really don’t like thinking about gravity.

 

It always brings me down.


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Posted 28 November 2021 - 08:28 PM

There's a bug in Google's popular web browser that is causing it to behave erratically. Astronomers are referring to it as Chromatic aberration....


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