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#2101 chrysalis

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Posted 29 November 2021 - 05:51 AM

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#2102 chrysalis

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Posted 29 November 2021 - 05:52 AM

Guess you can call me Mr. Anti-gravity.

 

'Cause no one ever falls for me.


 

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Posted 29 November 2021 - 05:52 AM

Did you hear about the activist who fought against gravity?

 

They started an uprising.


 

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Posted 29 November 2021 - 05:53 AM

Everything was great until gravity was invented.

 

Things went downhill after that.


 

#2105 Dave Mitsky

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Posted 30 November 2021 - 12:55 AM

How did the two pirates with bronze gold teeth greet each other?

 

Alloy there matey!


 

#2106 chrysalis

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Posted 30 November 2021 - 04:13 AM

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Posted 30 November 2021 - 04:14 AM

Gravity is really important as a fundamental force of nature.

 

But if you get rid of it you get gravy.


 

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Posted 30 November 2021 - 04:15 AM

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity field.

 

But she so ugly people are still repelled by her.


 

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Posted 30 November 2021 - 04:15 AM

I was going to make a joke about gravity but I eventually dropped it.


 

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 04:25 AM

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#2111 chrysalis

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 04:29 AM

I tuck my knees to my chest and lean forward until gravity takes me.

 

That's just how I roll.


 

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 04:29 AM

I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling

 

He didn't get it at first, but it wasn't long before the penne dropped.


 

#2113 chrysalis

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 04:29 AM

Scientists recently discovered that there's no such thing as gravity...

 

This planet just sucks.


 

#2114 Todd N

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 04:39 AM

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity field.

 

But she so ugly people are still repelled by her.

 

If she gets any fatter she'll collapse into a singularity.


 

#2115 Mister T

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 05:25 AM

Yo mama is so fat she has other smaller fat women orbiting around her...


 

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 04:05 PM

Yo mama is so fat she has other smaller fat women orbiting around her...

An Einstein's Cross one is needed, or some sort of Gravitational lensing, but I can't think of a way of making it pithy instead of belaboured.

 

Or there's the old music hall variety, which was usually mother in laws instead of mama around here :-

 

We went to the beach for a day out and took the Mother-in-Law with us.  She bent over and caused a panic, everyone thought it was an eclipse.


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Posted 01 December 2021 - 05:05 PM

We called our cat Heisenberg.

 

Don't you mean Schrodinger?

 

No, Heisenberg, because at any particular time we're uncertain where it is!

 

 

 

(I bet that's already been done on here somewhere in the 2100+ posts)


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#2118 chrysalis

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 08:15 PM

We called our cat Heisenberg.

 

Don't you mean Schrodinger?

 

No, Heisenberg, because at any particular time we're uncertain where it is!

 

 

 

(I bet that's already been done on here somewhere in the 2100+ posts)

Interestingly, not that I can recall :hmm:


 

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Posted 01 December 2021 - 08:45 PM

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop on his way to work.

The officer approaches his window and says "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know where I am."

The cop pulls him over and asks for his driver's license. Reading it, the cops says, "Dr. Heisenberg, I pulled you over becase this is a school zone and you were going over 100 kph. "Great," growls Heisenberg, "now I don't know where i am."


 

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Posted 02 December 2021 - 03:53 AM

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Posted 02 December 2021 - 03:54 AM

I was going to tell you a gravity joke

 

....but no one was gonna fall for it.


 

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Posted 02 December 2021 - 03:54 AM

Isaac Newton: "Gravity exists"

 

*drops mic*


 

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Posted 02 December 2021 - 03:56 AM

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

 

The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small plane. You would need it perfectly positioned with no other forces acting on it. The tiniest disturbance could knock it over (and will).

 

Not because it was two tired.


 

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Posted 02 December 2021 - 03:56 AM

At one time a falling Apple lead to the Theory of Gravity.

 

Now it's just a broken iPhone.


 

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Posted 03 December 2021 - 03:50 AM

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