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Posted 22 January 2022 - 04:58 AM

What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip?

 

An i-salsa-les triangle.


 

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Posted 22 January 2022 - 11:13 AM

What is the brightest Pasta?

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Posted 23 January 2022 - 04:36 AM

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Posted 23 January 2022 - 04:38 AM

I had a joke about the hypotenuse of a triangle…

 

I’m only able to tell one side of the story, though.


 

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Posted 23 January 2022 - 04:40 AM

A triangle walks up to a circle and says,

 

"You're pointless!"

 

(anyone remember https://en.wikipedia.../wiki/The_Point! ? I still have the album!)


 

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Posted 23 January 2022 - 04:41 AM

I had to quit playing the triangle last week. It was just one ting after another...


 

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Posted 23 January 2022 - 02:41 PM

What did Sherlock Holmes say when Dr. Watson asked him what his favorite type of rock was?

 

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."


 

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Posted 23 January 2022 - 05:16 PM

What did Sherlock Holmes say when Dr. Watson asked him what his favorite type of rock was?

 

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

Watson, who knew better, told Holmes in no uncertain terms that he was full of schist.


 

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Posted 23 January 2022 - 08:13 PM

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotami?

A hippocampus!


 

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Posted 24 January 2022 - 04:37 AM

What's the scientific term for a Hippoptamus who is on a restricted calorie diet?

 

Hippolyte.


 

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Posted 24 January 2022 - 04:38 AM

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Posted 24 January 2022 - 04:38 AM

Why did the square fall in love with the triangle?

 

Because she had acute angle.


 

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Posted 24 January 2022 - 04:39 AM

Triangles seem to be rich.

 

They hold so many properties.


 

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Posted 24 January 2022 - 04:39 AM

How would a triangle kill itself?

 

With the hypotenoose.


 

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Posted 25 January 2022 - 03:56 AM

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Posted 25 January 2022 - 04:00 AM

What would you call the Bermuda Triangle if it had four edges?

 

The Bermuda wreck tangle.


 

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Posted 25 January 2022 - 04:00 AM

Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle?

 

So that it'll fit inside the box.


 

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Posted 25 January 2022 - 04:01 AM

Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

 

To prism.


 

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Posted 26 January 2022 - 04:00 AM

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Posted 26 January 2022 - 04:01 AM

Have you seen Cele’s triangles?

 

Well Isosceles Triangles


 

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Posted 26 January 2022 - 04:01 AM

I saw a right triangle resting under a tree last summer.

 

I thought, "Wow, 90 degrees in the shade!"


 

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Posted 26 January 2022 - 04:03 AM

A young adult named Bob enters a confessional

 

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

 

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

 

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the hypotenuse on a right triangle”


 

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Posted 27 January 2022 - 04:44 AM

A joke ... ? :hmm:

 

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Posted 27 January 2022 - 04:45 AM

What newspaper does a triangle read?

 

...the *hypotenews*


 

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Posted 27 January 2022 - 04:45 AM

I would like to put on record my appreciation for the guys who play the triangle in orchestras.

 

Thanks for every ting.


 


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