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#2426 chrysalis

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Posted 27 January 2022 - 04:46 AM

A mysterious force dragged a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.

 

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

 

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

 

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."


 

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Posted 28 January 2022 - 04:41 AM

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Posted 28 January 2022 - 04:42 AM

What's J. K. Rowling's favorite side of a triangle?

 

The Harrypotenuse


 

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Posted 28 January 2022 - 04:42 AM

The Bermuda Triangle used to be known as the Bermuda Rectangle until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.


 

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Posted 28 January 2022 - 04:43 AM

Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?

 

They were right for each other!


 

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Posted 28 January 2022 - 03:45 PM

Once upon a time, when I wished it was somewhere far, far away, I used to reside where the only saving grace was the local free rag.  It was dull and boring, but happened to carry a new cartoon strip from a first timer that started coincidentally at that time.  On rare occasions it made me do the rare thing, laugh out loud whilst reading.  I've recently learnt that the author unfortunately went a bit downhill in later work and achieved fame and fortune in the comics and graphic novel world, even to the extent of film adaptations for them to openly disavow which in turn led to several globally iconic fictional characters known by everyone today.  What a terrible fall.  Here is the best thing they've ever done.

 

 


 

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Posted 29 January 2022 - 04:07 AM

An old one of mine, from March 1993:

 

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Posted 29 January 2022 - 04:08 AM

How do you climb a triangle?

 

By scalene it.


 

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Posted 29 January 2022 - 04:08 AM

My dad asked me why my math scores were weak. I told him that I found myself caught in a love triangle.

 

He looked concerned, sat down with me, and said, "You know you can tell me anything right? What's really going on?"

 

I replied, "I don't know how to explain this to you but the four of us are in love... "


 

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Posted 29 January 2022 - 04:09 AM

A new study showed that bodies recovered from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion.

 

Everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.


 

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Posted 29 January 2022 - 09:29 PM

Moore’s law states that the number of transistors in integrated circuits doubles every two years.

This is usually done by making them smaller.
 

Therefore, less is Moore’s.


 

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Posted 30 January 2022 - 05:38 AM

Is this a joke :hmm: ...

 

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Posted 30 January 2022 - 05:39 AM

They're marketing an over-the-counter pain reliever that doesn't work on all kinds of pain.

 

It's called "Tylen-some"...


 

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Posted 30 January 2022 - 05:40 AM

They're also introducing a placebo formulation intended for pain but for people who are worried about liver damage and other issues related to bioburden.

 

 

It's called "Tyle-not".


 

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Posted 30 January 2022 - 05:42 AM

(I had another where the tablet was called "Tie le knot" but decided to leave out the preamble ... whistling.gif ...)

 

How to create your very own Bermuda triangle:

 

1. Surround yourself with relatives.

 

2. Submerge in their expectations. Watch all your hopes and dreams disappear!


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Posted 31 January 2022 - 05:00 AM

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Posted 31 January 2022 - 05:01 AM

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

 

Anglican...


 

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Posted 31 January 2022 - 05:01 AM

How do triangles talk to each other?

 

Sine language.


 

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Posted 31 January 2022 - 05:02 AM

Was happily watching the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra when the guy on the triangle disappeared.


 

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Posted 01 February 2022 - 02:22 AM

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Posted 01 February 2022 - 05:25 AM

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Posted 01 February 2022 - 05:26 AM

I was in a love triangle with my girlfriend and a tool. I told her she had to choose. Me or him.

 

She chose the ladder.


 

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Posted 01 February 2022 - 05:26 AM

You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...

 

They moo in mysterious waves.


 

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Posted 01 February 2022 - 05:27 AM

A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?”

 

The bartender says, “Y, long face.”


 

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Posted 02 February 2022 - 03:57 AM

A new study found that viruses are commonly affecting pet cats and dogs, but not ants.

 

Because ants have antibodies.


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