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Posted Today, 03:30 AM

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Posted Today, 03:31 AM

I was arrested for battery

 

But my lawyer said I won’t have that charge for long.


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Posted Today, 03:32 AM

A time machine goes to the hospital.

 

The doctor enters and goes to 2017. He finds a caveman inside and returns to the present day.

 

The doctor says, "Sorry sir, but you have an ana-chronic disease."


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Posted Today, 03:35 AM

I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll forever be seared into my mind...

 

...and retinas. I really should've worn some glasses.



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Posted Today, 03:35 AM

Jokes are like eyeballs.

 

The cornea the better.



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Posted Today, 03:36 AM

The asteroid event that ended dinosaurs

 

was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone


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